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♥1

the key to being a successful artist is being hilarious and cute


but my bathroom smells like cat sand masked in poison lemon


my boss just called the smell of his room mate “a foul wicked stench of death” and i agree.


♥6

i am literally a baby

♥4

the highlight of my days is when i get to eat a spoonful of hazelnut butter before bed


Anonymous: You're getting warmer.

Is this number 2 anon from a few months ago? Do I know you irl or you’re hardcore lurking or what?

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Anonymous: They might be enticed if you offered them something besides free food to eat.

eat my shorts

let’s go crane watching. i want to see something fall.

let’s go crane watching. i want to see something fall.

the witch, the big head, burger king and the amputee

the witch, the big head, burger king and the amputee

♥2

you know there’s gotta be something wrong with you when you can’t even get people to come over for free food


♥2
goats r like mushrooms

fuks:

if u shoot a duck, im scared of toasters 


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kars:

holy shit the mike brown petition only has 15k more signatures to go

sign here if you havent

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The phrase “rubber bullets” is often used to describe what are more accurately termed “rubber-coated metal bullets”, heavy steel projectiles with a minimal coating of 1mm or 2mm of rubber, that are regularly used to lethal effect alongside — not instead of — live ammunition.

Rubber-coated metal bullets are fired from metal tubes placed on the end of high-velocity rifles such as the M-16s commonly used by Israeli troops. Tubes contain around 8 rubber-coated, cylindrical, steel projectiles, which are powered by blank rounds fired from the gun’s magazine.

[….]

Writing in the medical journal, The Lancet, [doctors] said firing the bullets at civilians made it “impossible to avoid severe injuries to vulnerable body regions such as the head, neck and upper torso, leading to substantial mortality, morbidity and disability.”

They added: “We reported a substantial number of severe injuries and fatalities inflicted by use of rubber bullets when vulnerable upper-body regions such as the head, neck and upper torso were struck.

“This type of ammunition should therefore not be considered a safe method of crowd control.”

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— Misleading terminology: “Rubber” bullets  (via wot4)

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